Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Maybe If I'm Really Good This Year, Santa Will Put One Of These...

ARE WE TOO OLD TO DRIVE THIS CAR?







Concept car that we are probably too old to drive! NO JOKE!The new Benz - Very different....really different!
This is the new Mercedes Benz SCL600
That's not what is different about it.


That either...


.....and now for the 'really different' part:


Here is what is different...

No steering wheel, you drive it with a joystick. No pedals either. Can you drive with a joystick? Your kids and grandkids probably can. The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't you say? SCARY THOUGHT THAT NOW A 7-YEAR-OLD COULD STEAL YOUR CAR AND PROBABLY DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU.

I'm Bode-If-Fide...

I attended my first CPR training class today...

I know just enough to be dangerous!!!

From My Daughter...Such A Tragedy...

This is one of my high school friend's family. Her name is Vanessa. This story touches my heart in a special place, because it is of her son, Keaton. He is a happy healthy big boy, just like my little Hudson.
Keaton passed away just one week before his first Christmas. He was the family's third child, and first boy. Since I know the mother, I can tell you she is so active and involved in the children's lives. She is one proud momma as well, as she should be! I couldn't imagine the things this family is enduring at this point, and the things they have had to encounter along this process.
Please read this story, it was published in the Keller Citizen: http://www.kellercitizen.com/101/story/11921.html

If there is any way you can help this family, know that they would greatly appreciate it. As a mother, I could not fathom needing to fund my child's funeral, pick out their favorite outfit, or put them to rest. Also know, that your prayers, are felt by the family, and they still need them, as this is an ongoing process for the entire family; Mother: Vanessa, Father: Dave, Sisters: Madelyn and Ashlyn.
This is also something she wrote, from her personal blog.
1). We can ALWAYS use thoughts and prayers. This is still new to my family and we are ALL still going through a hard time! Especially the girls. We still cannot believe this is happening to us. We are just trying our best to adjust and be able to do the daily things that have to be done in life without having a break down over Bubba.
2). We are deeply still in need of donations at any Wells Fargo by mentioning the Fund name. The Keaton Huebner Memorial Fund is desperately needing funds to help pay for funeral expenses. He deserves the Best and right now he is in a temporary mausoleum crypt but he needs to desperately be moved in Order to honor his being the Best! I can't thank everyone enough who has donated in one way or another.

If you cannot donate please forward this need to all of your family and friends because maybe they can. If anyone works for a corporate business they most likely have Charity donations in their budget. Most usually have to donate so much per year, it's just a matter of where they will donate so please help me get the word out!!! Much Love to you ALL! In lieu of flowers the family requests that contributions in his memory be made to the Keaton Huebner Memorial Fund at any Wells Fargo location, to assist with funeral expenses. Our Family could really use the donations for the funeral expenses. We still have sooooo much to pay. If you can donate every dollar counts, whether you donate one dollar or a thousand dollars, our family asks for your help. Keaton Deserves it for sure!!!!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Monday, January 19, 2009

I HATE Daytime TV!!!!!!

The TV is on in the other room for background noise....

NO I don't want a career change....

NO I don't want to sue anyone...

NO I don't want to sell you my settlement so I can have MY money NOW...

NO I don't need to confirm my baby daddy....


Ahahahahahahahhahaha....


...time to plug in some tunes before I eat a bullet...[sick picture huh]

Adolf Hitler Campbell Removed From Parent's Home

Adolf Hitler CampbellThe New Jersey Division of Youth & Family Services have removed little Adolf and his younger siblings; JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler from their loving white supremacists home last week after the department had received NO reports of neglect or abuse....Hmmmmm....

I don't agree with the parents choice of names, but I also don't agree that it is grounds for government intervention...

First the kid doesn't get his special store-made birthday cake and now this....if his luck doesn't change quick, he may end up as messed up as his namesake!!!

It Pays To Be Chaste...

Natalie Dylan: Virgin auction: bidding reaches £2.5m Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her.
Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to $243,000 but since then interest in her has rocketed.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."
She added: "It's shocking that men will pay so much for someone's virginity, which isn't even prized so highly anymore."

Maybe I should schedule an appointment with the labia doctor and pay for my early retirement! SHeeeeeeSH!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Time to Feed...



...the natives are restless...

Rules...


...when will it ever end????

Do Baggy Pants Drive You Nuts???


I'm just say'in.....

No Comment...

Awkward...


I had a guy approach me in a restaurant the other day and greet me like an old friend...then he realized that I was not who he thought I was...heeheehee


I was like....Hey, good to see you too....How's the family....Did you guys have a great Christmas...The look on his face was priceless...

Financial Advise

With tax time around the corner, I thought I would pass on some very important facts from my financial advisor...

Yesterday's Truths ARE Today's Truths

John Kennedy once said to a assembled group of scholars in the White House * I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."


The quotes below could prove his point.



  • When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. - Thomas Jefferson

  • The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

  • It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

  • I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson

  • My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

  • No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

  • The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. - Thomas Jefferson

  • The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Very Interesting Quote:
In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
Banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.



Doesn't this sound eerily familiar to what is happening in America today?

New Tire Design by Michelin

You guys may have already seen these...
These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon.


The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work on these.


Just think of the impact on existing technology:

A. no more air valves...

B. no more air compressors at gas stations...

C. no more repair kits...

D. no more flats...


These are actual pictures taken in the South Carolina plant of Michelin

Where Will You Be Tuesday?

Tomorrow is a holiday for our office, but I will be at work Tuesday just like all Inauguration Days before this one.

However, we will have one department with no representation due to both employees taking the day off.

I wonder if we are the only office to experience this type of worker shortage…

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Barbies For Anobiter...

Is this not the most disturbing toy ever...or is it just me?


Clearance priced at only $21....

price does not include the therapy expenses that will be required for your little girl in the future...

OK....



Now I'm dating myself....but this one is brilliant...




The Carol Burnett Barbie in the

"Gone With The Wind" Skit

Too Funny!!!

Friday, January 16, 2009

TO Torture or NOT to Torture...

That is the question...easy to answer when one sits in the comfort of an American home......on the frontline.....different story...and who keeps who safe....who are we to say....we don't see what they see....we don't experience what they experience...somebody has to do the dirty work... and we sit in our easy chair and judge...the world reality is ugly and sometimes, so are the solutions...unless you are willing to put on the uniform and take the risk...DON'T JUDGE!!!

Andrew Wyeth...Thank You!!!

one of my favorite artist died today at the age of 91...I have a print of this painting hanging in my home and every time I look at it I have to smile...
What a talent...to create something that a total stranger would proudly display in their own home...I've created things that my own family has lost or misplaced [secretly thrown away]...
I think I would like to live to be in my 90's...my GrandMa is going to turn 94 this year so it could happen...but then again, that generation is a whole different breed...
I'm probably too full of preservatives...or red dye number 98...or something...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Air Biscuit Raid!!!!

The Munster Kitty loves to sit in my lap as I type...so here I sit, minding my own business, when all of a sudden....WHAT IS THAT SMELL.....wafting, wafting, wafting.....OH, MY GAWD!!!!!

Munster Kitty has just dusted me off!!!! Again!!!! What the heck does that cat eat that could turn so rotten within it's system....it's just unreal!!!!

...The Famous Flying Flatulence Feline....sails across the room...and it's thinking....WHAT??????