Blue Men...

...if you haven't seen them...

you should...

...modern day Pink Floyd...

....you should tune-in....

OK.....I GIVE...."UNCLE"...

....I know when I'm out-numbered...

Mr. Give thought that the Munster kitty needed a playmate....so....
we met up with some friends [am beginning to rethink that relationship]
to pick up a cute little kitten pal...by the time we left we had two....
yes I said 2 (TWO) little friends....

my girlfriend put the second one in the carrier with the first...and the fight was on....
we thought that one of them pooped itself but thank goodness it was just an air bomb...
so we borrowed a second carrier so that they would both arrive home alive.

We got to the house and put the carriers on the floor so that the Munster could get acquainted...
all was well with the smaller of the guests so we let "IT" out to "play"...
after numerous b*tch slaps...they are getting along just swell...

so....we decide to let the larger companion out of it's cell....

...it ran under my bed and we haven't seen it since...

it IS somewhere in this house, but heck if we can find it!!!

If it poops under my bed....I'm going to be sooooo un-pleased!!!!!

So 4 hours later...stealth Kitty is still out there...lurking...waiting...

...such a strange feeling when you know you have a critter laying in wait....

...right in your very own home....

...to be continued....(if we live through the night)...

Jealous, Jealous, Jealous...

Mr. Give gave me a belated Christmas gift this morning...

A 12" WOODIE ! ! ! ! Woo-Hoo ! ! ! ! !

This is a Woodie of my very own...

I can hug it and squeeze it and pet it and love it...

My very own Woodie will keep me company on those cold winter nights when Mr. Give is away...

My very own Woodie comes complete with it's own hat to protect it's soft little head...

and the hat is ribbed...

Just one problem....I've never had a Woodie of my very own...

I'm not sure where I should put it....Any Suggestions????

...You Got A Friend In Me...You Got A Friend In Me...

...Ride Woodie, Ride...

Stock'in Stuffer

...is fix'in to get stuffed someplace else...

"Guitar Idol" air guitar play-thing has turned Mr. Give into a loon...

...if I hear "Jumpin' Jack Flash" one more time...

somebody is going to find himself at the bottom of the well...

...he even has the "munster" do'in it!!!

KAT-A-TUDE

This totally captures the Kat-A-Tude at my house!!!

Stupid Kitty!!!

No More Mz NiceGuy

I Pity Da Varmint!!!

All Trespassers Beware!!!

I am reclaiming the barn!!!

Flashlight strong enough to burn retina [check]

Paisley Print Mud Boots [check]

Duel ARs with Full Clips

[check] [check] [check] & [check]

Thanks Mr. Give, I think I'm well equipped to hold down the Fort should you have to go out of town again...

The Gift That Keeps On Giving...

Mr. Give thinks that our satanic serial scratch-er needs a playmate….

Guess what we are getting this afternoon…."The Horror"

What could I have done to deserve this?

Ladies & Gentlemen...

...and now the main event....

Gotta Go!!!!

Chef Give...

Mr. Give got a little creative in the kitchen...

and didn't burn down the house!!!

Back off ladies.....he is all mine!!!

Its MY birthday...

and Mr. Give wanted to "role-play"...

time to upgrade the jumpsuit!!!

Happy Birthday Little Bro...

I hope you like your present...

'cause December birthdays SUCK!!!

(I saved the receipt, just in case it is the wrong size)

...and the winner is...

I'm truley "a-skared" to decorate my home for Christmas...

Why????

Need you ask???

"The Horror..."

N I G H T M A R E...

Today was the day to decorate the office for Christmas...ARGH!!!

Trying to get more than one woman to agree on a decorating theme is a freak’in nightmare.

Therefore, I opted out on the "Decor Committee" and just sat back and enjoyed the show..."Priceless"...heeheehee

Hockey - The Gentleman's Sport

Apparently you can stick someone in the sack...
but you better not talk smack.

Dallas Stars Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely for comments made in Calgary this afternoon...
resulting in the Stars losing a key player for tonight's game....one game, understandable... but suspended indefinitely???
What he did would be considered "elementary" in any other sports association...he would have been given a bonus for increasing the television viewing stats, yeck, I would have rushed home from work just to witness the fall-out between those two, "fight after school" on ice!!

I'm just not feeling it...

It's the 1st day of December

and I am soooo

not ready for Christmas!!!

Open Carry Petition

Rriiigghhtt.....

That way I can be the first one that the bad guy (with the concealed handgun) will opt to take out of the equation...