Thursday, July 2, 2009
Happy USA Weekend!!!
..Holiday weekend and all...STUF to do...
People to see...FOOD to COOK...carnage and chaos on my agenda...
HAVE a happy and SAFE independence day holiday...
I Got Some Splain'in To Do...
Friday, March 6, 2009
Brown Bag Surprise...
Do I eat it or name it?!?!?!?!
Hey, look what followed me home from school today!!!
Can I keep it?....Pleeeeeze?!?!?!?!?!
No Tongue Sandwich on the Menu?
I guess when a "Brit" gets a hanker'in for a tongue sandwich...
that craving must be satisfied or "Birthday Boy" gets Bit!!!
Birthday Boy's comment: "Pbthspspsps!!!"
Hey Anobiter...Check this out!!!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
This Goes Out 2 Mr. Give...
...thank you for all the love & labor you have poured into our garden project!!! Not to mention the natural fertilizer...
I bet we grow the biggest melons in the neighborhood & our cucumbers will have such girth we will only be able to pickle one to a jar... MR. GIVE, U ROCK!!!
Taking it personally...
Our daughter was laid-off from Alcon Laboratories last week...along with 249 other unsuspecting souls…this was quite a shock to everyone due to this being the first lay-off to ever be implemented at Alcon, they say it is due to foreign competition…
Alcon hired an outside consultant firm to come in and walk the “victims” through four days of classes on how to deal with the situation, revamp your resume and sign-up for unemployment.
The classes were held at a hotel located just across the highway from Alcon so that when the “victims” went to and from class they were able to look across the highway at their old place of employment and scream!!!!
THAT IS MY PINK STREAMLINE STAPLER!!!!
Anyone in need of a very talented Executive Administrative Assistant with two young-uns to support?
Shall we make an "Ass-umption"..
...and assume that he has put more than just his foot in his mouth during these past few weeks? Five dollar foot-long anyone?
Monday, February 9, 2009
2 Snooze, or Not 2 Snooze...
I have my alarm set for 5am...
I religiously "Snooze" in until 5:40am...at 10 minute intervals....
Is this healthy??? I don't know & I don't care....I feel all the better for it...how about you???
The Perfect Storm?!?!?!?!?
Got my hopes up....just to be woken up at 3am Monday morning with the sounds of rainfall and fierce winds... We got exactly .20 inches of precipitation with 70 mile an hour winds!!! Eeeeeeeekkkkk!!!
We have a 100 year old working barn with so much character it is totally awesome...however, it is vertically challenged...it is on its last leg (so to speak)....it is well ventilated and we winterize it with tarps....the animals go inside just long enough to eat....then they are "out o'here"...they may be animals...but they are not stupid!
After the winds last night we were afraid to look at the damage...so, prior to sunrise...Mr. Give drives out to the barn and shines his headlights on the barn prior to leaving for work...immediately he notices that we are missing 3 metal roof panels..."Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...
When I leave for work the sun has risen and I notice that a huge oak branch is laying in the back yard...shingles litter the yard...the antique metal chairs on the front porch are in disarray...a huge, heavy clay pot has been thrown off the front porch and is broken on the front lawn...the glass humming bird feeders hanging on the porch survived...the miniature windmill is smashed to smithereens...apparently the "wind-dado" is selective in it's path of destruction!!!
Our theory has been....if the barn survives...so shall we!!! Well, the odds are narrowing...I say it is time to replace the barn!!! Its all in the timing, as the saying goes...we need to get ahead of the damage curve...or will FEMA come to our rescue...NOT....I am looking at plans as I type...
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Rain Already ! ! !
D O N E ! ! !
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Var-mints....
Its A Freak'in Litter!!!
My Attitude...
Saturday, January 24, 2009
I Hate Personal Trainers....
...walking around looking all buff
...behaving like a Drill Sergeant while in session...
...working out in-between sessions, while looking at us amateurs with pity, out of the corner of their eyes...
I know what they are thinking...
"Just look at that idiot, at what point did you give up and just let yourself go?" "Spandex is made for me....not you" "Is that all the weight you can do?" "Gawd, that's not how your supposed to use that machine, its called the Ab Crunch not the Boobie Crunch" "Move over and pay a professional to show you how its done" "Freak’ in Amateur" "Waste of space in the gym"
...OK, I don't hate them....really....I'm jealous!!!!
Can I change careers in the middle of the game?
My Crotch Hurts!!!!
Last week I actually went to the gym....and picked up my membership card.
A few days later I went to the gym again...to take a tour.
The next day I went back to the gym....to get an assessment.
[that was painful]
But for the last three days....in a row....I went to the gym...and actually worked out!!!
Thus having an opportunity to tune on every body part so that my entire being is screaming at me...none so loudly as my CROTCH!!!!! Thursday I worked on my outer & inner thigh areas. OUCH!!!!
I'm walking like the Duke [John Wayne] and there is no way I'm getting on my horse this weekend....you would hear the screams plumb into Tarrant County!!!
Sasha, Malia Dolls Miff First Lady...
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Maybe If I'm Really Good This Year, Santa Will Put One Of These...
No steering wheel, you drive it with a joystick. No pedals either. Can you drive with a joystick? Your kids and grandkids probably can. The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't you say? SCARY THOUGHT THAT NOW A 7-YEAR-OLD COULD STEAL YOUR CAR AND PROBABLY DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU.
From My Daughter...Such A Tragedy...
Keaton passed away just one week before his first Christmas. He was the family's third child, and first boy. Since I know the mother, I can tell you she is so active and involved in the children's lives. She is one proud momma as well, as she should be! I couldn't imagine the things this family is enduring at this point, and the things they have had to encounter along this process.
Please read this story, it was published in the Keller Citizen: http://www.kellercitizen.com/101/story/11921.html
If there is any way you can help this family, know that they would greatly appreciate it. As a mother, I could not fathom needing to fund my child's funeral, pick out their favorite outfit, or put them to rest. Also know, that your prayers, are felt by the family, and they still need them, as this is an ongoing process for the entire family; Mother: Vanessa, Father: Dave, Sisters: Madelyn and Ashlyn.
This is also something she wrote, from her personal blog.
1). We can ALWAYS use thoughts and prayers. This is still new to my family and we are ALL still going through a hard time! Especially the girls. We still cannot believe this is happening to us. We are just trying our best to adjust and be able to do the daily things that have to be done in life without having a break down over Bubba.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
I HATE Daytime TV!!!!!!
Adolf Hitler Campbell Removed From Parent's Home
I don't agree with the parents choice of names, but I also don't agree that it is grounds for government intervention...
First the kid doesn't get his special store-made birthday cake and now this....if his luck doesn't change quick, he may end up as messed up as his namesake!!!
It Pays To Be Chaste...
Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to $243,000 but since then interest in her has rocketed.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."
She added: "It's shocking that men will pay so much for someone's virginity, which isn't even prized so highly anymore."
Maybe I should schedule an appointment with the labia doctor and pay for my early retirement! SHeeeeeeSH!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Awkward...
Financial Advise
Yesterday's Truths ARE Today's Truths
- When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. - Thomas Jefferson
- The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson
- It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson
- I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
- My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
- No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson
- The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. - Thomas Jefferson
- The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
Very Interesting Quote:
In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
Banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.
Doesn't this sound eerily familiar to what is happening in America today?
New Tire Design by Michelin
Where Will You Be Tuesday?
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Barbies For Anobiter...
Clearance priced at only $21....
price does not include the therapy expenses that will be required for your little girl in the future...
OK....
Now I'm dating myself....but this one is brilliant...
The Carol Burnett Barbie in the
"Gone With The Wind" Skit
Too Funny!!!