Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Var-mints....
Its A Freak'in Litter!!!
My Attitude...
Saturday, January 24, 2009
I Hate Personal Trainers....
...walking around looking all buff
...behaving like a Drill Sergeant while in session...
...working out in-between sessions, while looking at us amateurs with pity, out of the corner of their eyes...
I know what they are thinking...
"Just look at that idiot, at what point did you give up and just let yourself go?" "Spandex is made for me....not you" "Is that all the weight you can do?" "Gawd, that's not how your supposed to use that machine, its called the Ab Crunch not the Boobie Crunch" "Move over and pay a professional to show you how its done" "Freak’ in Amateur" "Waste of space in the gym"
...OK, I don't hate them....really....I'm jealous!!!!
Can I change careers in the middle of the game?
My Crotch Hurts!!!!
Last week I actually went to the gym....and picked up my membership card.
A few days later I went to the gym again...to take a tour.
The next day I went back to the gym....to get an assessment.
[that was painful]
But for the last three days....in a row....I went to the gym...and actually worked out!!!
Thus having an opportunity to tune on every body part so that my entire being is screaming at me...none so loudly as my CROTCH!!!!! Thursday I worked on my outer & inner thigh areas. OUCH!!!!
I'm walking like the Duke [John Wayne] and there is no way I'm getting on my horse this weekend....you would hear the screams plumb into Tarrant County!!!
Sasha, Malia Dolls Miff First Lady...
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Maybe If I'm Really Good This Year, Santa Will Put One Of These...
No steering wheel, you drive it with a joystick. No pedals either. Can you drive with a joystick? Your kids and grandkids probably can. The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't you say? SCARY THOUGHT THAT NOW A 7-YEAR-OLD COULD STEAL YOUR CAR AND PROBABLY DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU.
From My Daughter...Such A Tragedy...
Keaton passed away just one week before his first Christmas. He was the family's third child, and first boy. Since I know the mother, I can tell you she is so active and involved in the children's lives. She is one proud momma as well, as she should be! I couldn't imagine the things this family is enduring at this point, and the things they have had to encounter along this process.
Please read this story, it was published in the Keller Citizen: http://www.kellercitizen.com/101/story/11921.html
If there is any way you can help this family, know that they would greatly appreciate it. As a mother, I could not fathom needing to fund my child's funeral, pick out their favorite outfit, or put them to rest. Also know, that your prayers, are felt by the family, and they still need them, as this is an ongoing process for the entire family; Mother: Vanessa, Father: Dave, Sisters: Madelyn and Ashlyn.
This is also something she wrote, from her personal blog.
1). We can ALWAYS use thoughts and prayers. This is still new to my family and we are ALL still going through a hard time! Especially the girls. We still cannot believe this is happening to us. We are just trying our best to adjust and be able to do the daily things that have to be done in life without having a break down over Bubba.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
I HATE Daytime TV!!!!!!
Adolf Hitler Campbell Removed From Parent's Home
I don't agree with the parents choice of names, but I also don't agree that it is grounds for government intervention...
First the kid doesn't get his special store-made birthday cake and now this....if his luck doesn't change quick, he may end up as messed up as his namesake!!!
It Pays To Be Chaste...
Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to $243,000 but since then interest in her has rocketed.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."
She added: "It's shocking that men will pay so much for someone's virginity, which isn't even prized so highly anymore."
Maybe I should schedule an appointment with the labia doctor and pay for my early retirement! SHeeeeeeSH!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Awkward...
Financial Advise
Yesterday's Truths ARE Today's Truths
- When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. - Thomas Jefferson
- The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson
- It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson
- I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
- My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
- No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson
- The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. - Thomas Jefferson
- The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
Very Interesting Quote:
In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
Banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.
Doesn't this sound eerily familiar to what is happening in America today?
New Tire Design by Michelin
Where Will You Be Tuesday?
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Barbies For Anobiter...
Clearance priced at only $21....
price does not include the therapy expenses that will be required for your little girl in the future...
OK....
Now I'm dating myself....but this one is brilliant...
The Carol Burnett Barbie in the
"Gone With The Wind" Skit
Too Funny!!!
Friday, January 16, 2009
TO Torture or NOT to Torture...
Andrew Wyeth...Thank You!!!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Air Biscuit Raid!!!!
Stupid Is As Stupid Does...
The Salt Lick...
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Awesome!!!
I was filling up the horse trough in the front pasture, bored as hell...
when I heard the ducks on the lake raising a ruckus...I looked up and saw a bald eagle soaring above the lake, hunting...with three buzzards in it's wake...looking for leftovers. What an awesome sight...no wonder our forefathers chose this bird to be our national symbol...a turkey, quail or peacock just wouldn't do....
Honey Do...
Saturday, January 10, 2009
We Got A Live One!!!
Only the Strong (or Stupid) Survive...
So Mr. Give skips into his local Sally's Beauty Supply and brings home some hair dye. His hair came out so jet black it had a blue/black sheen to it...the next day was one of the hottest days that summer and his jet black hair radiated the heat strait to the few brain cells he had left and made him so miserable that he went to the winner and said, "Any color....any color but black!!!"....so after much thought and guffaws the winner said, "OK, dye it white"...ecstatic with relief, Mr. Give again skips into his local beauty supply and purchased the blue stuff that turns your hair white.
The next day, Mr. Give goes to work with hair the color of Harley Davison ORANGE!!! heeheehee...so back he goes for more bluing...
I came home from work, opened the front door and was just about knocked down by the peroxide aroma coming from my home...he was determined to turn his orange hair to white by the next morning...he even had the product on his facial hair...then I noticed something protruding from both nostrils...I said "Not the nose hairs too?!?!?!?" Come to find out, he had cotton plugs in his nose because he couldn't stand the smell either!!!
This pix shows what I had to be seen with in public for the next 6 months…and as if that wasn’t enough…our teenaged son thought that it was so cool, he dyed his hair white too…
...its memories like this that keep the spark in our 18 year relationship…never a dull moment!!!
Monday, January 5, 2009
Brrrrrrrr!!!
The barn kitties came running to greet me with ice laden whiskers...
These stupid monster kitties in the house don't realize just how good they've got it!!! They keep testing me and they just might find out!!!...Frozen Puss Pops Anyone....heeheehee
Broke In My New Mud Boots!!!
I've been dying to wear these since Christmas, but Mr. Give wouldn't let me wear them outside unless it was muddy...so I went slip'n & slide'n out at the barn as soon as I got home this afternoon!!!
The animals were look'n at me kinda funny....I don't know if it was because I was acting like an idiot or because I looked like one?!?!?!?!?
Still Love Snow Dayz...
I was told to go home at 1pm today due to the frozen rain...
First sign of trouble was just north of Decatur by the rest area....SUV off in the ditch...
then north of Alvord...five vehicles off of the road at the overpasses...
Then an 18 wheeler comes barreling up on my @ss at a curved overpass of all places!!!
Got on the hotline to God real quick!!!! Dumb*sses!!!!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Don't Forget...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
heeheehee
Mr. Give & I were at home, safely passed out on our couch where we couldn't hurt ourselves or any innocent bystanders...
We have learned from years of experience...
Hope you all had a safe and happy New Year celebration and none of you ended up starring in your own Kodak moment!!!
Wishing you and yours a happy & prosperous New Year!!!