...10 years ago, Mr. Give lost a bet with a co-worker and his payoff was to dye his hair any color the winner chose...the choice was jet black. So Mr. Give skips into his local Sally's Beauty Supply and brings home some hair dye. His hair came out so jet black it had a blue/black sheen to it...the next day was one of the hottest days that summer and his jet black hair radiated the heat strait to the few brain cells he had left and made him so miserable that he went to the winner and said, "Any color....any color but black!!!"....so after much thought and guffaws the winner said, "OK, dye it white"...ecstatic with relief, Mr. Give again skips into his local beauty supply and purchased the blue stuff that turns your hair white.
The next day, Mr. Give goes to work with hair the color of Harley Davison ORANGE!!! heeheehee...so back he goes for more bluing...
I came home from work, opened the front door and was just about knocked down by the peroxide aroma coming from my home...he was determined to turn his orange hair to white by the next morning...he even had the product on his facial hair...then I noticed something protruding from both nostrils...I said "Not the nose hairs too?!?!?!?" Come to find out, he had cotton plugs in his nose because he couldn't stand the smell either!!!
This pix shows what I had to be seen with in public for the next 6 months…and as if that wasn’t enough…our teenaged son thought that it was so cool, he dyed his hair white too…
...its memories like this that keep the spark in our 18 year relationship…never a dull moment!!!
2 comments:
Mr. Accomplice wants to dye his hair gray. He thinks that it would be cool since he already has a few growing in. LOL
White would be ok.
That is funny, my hair was that color too! Muahahaha, funny you haven't caught on to the conspiracy yet... oooops....
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